reclouded:

Tell me something about you and i will do same xx

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

epic-lee:

this guy knows whats up

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good